In my daily adventures of life, people say things out loud that make me laugh....and I have and will continue to collect them....enjoy!
"I used to work at Pizza Hut delivery, not braggin' just saying'"
"Shut the door...twice...."
"I am freaking GOOD, not braggin' just sayin'
"I can't hear you with your clothes on"
"Hola, I am Michael Jackson"